Once there was a girl
Who had a very sexy dream
The kind they'd have in movie scenes
The kind that's rated R
And once there was a boy
Who had a hell of a physique
The kind they put in magazines
And it really turned me on
It's so hypnotic, hypnotic
The way he moves his body, his body
The way he's got me
Pining and climbing the walls of my flat
Clutching my pearls at the thought of his abs
H-H-Heaven
H-H-Help me
When he struts into the room
All I wanna do is, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
Can't a girl be
Young, dumb, and horny?
God, I'm acting like a fool
Who had a very sexy dream
The kind they'd have in movie scenes
The kind that's rated R
And once there was a boy
Who had a hell of a physique
The kind they put in magazines
And it really turned me on
It's so hypnotic, hypnotic
The way he moves his body, his body
The way he's got me
Pining and climbing the walls of my flat
Clutching my pearls at the thought of his abs
H-H-Heaven
H-H-Help me
When he struts into the room
All I wanna do is, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
Can't a girl be
Young, dumb, and horny?
God, I'm acting like a fool
